REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED . . . BY AI!
Though someone has created a fake Hell Correspondence webpage, folks are still adding the names of school bullies and animal abusers to Ai?UR(TM)s site?UR"and she is dutifully ferrying the cursed to eternal torment. There?UR(TM)s a catch, though: Those who seek revenge (and Ai?UR(TM)s services) must pay with their own souls . . . deliverable upon death!